sweatshirt weather! (Sylmar, 91342, i need to get laid )
and, my god there needs to be a separate section for the bbws. i wish you ladies will quit saying your beautiful because your not and it is not healthy besides. how are you going to keep up with me biking,hiking or whatever? quit lying to yourselves.


This is what the deal is. Whether you girls like it or not. (91342, Sylmar, California)
This site is pathetic. First of all 95% of the ads dont have your real picture in it. Thats obvious. I mean what loser is going to post an ad for strap on fun with their face in it? lets get serious. Second of all almost all the ads saying 'with my man' etc... it's the guys posting. Not the women. In that case go fucking post in the MW4W section and get the fuck off the w4w. Am I wrong? Lets get serious. Third... most HOT women have a line of local hookups outside their doors longer than the unemployment line in Van Nuys... Sure if they are a straight up lesbian... Maybe... MAYBE they'd be on here. But most likely they dnt have problem getting pussy either in the real world. Lets get serious. Fourth... If you're a lesbian... or dont want a man. Then why do you want a LIFELIKE strap on or jelly cock. I know that if i was gay... the last thing I'd want is something that was like a lifelike vagina. It's obvious most of you women still want dick... but are just absolutely sick of the men here in LA. And I dont fucking blame you. But its mostly because of your own issues. You make the same mistakes over and over and over like a record on blast. There actually are good looking worthwhile men who fuck and suck good, who wont cheat. Who are affectionate and who cherish a beautiful woman. BUt you go for the dudes with $, or status. And 95 % of those dudes... are total douchebags. LETS GET SERIOUS. This bi sexuality craze... in my humble opinion... and I'll admit.. it turns me on slightly... but not like you'd expect. Personally I think its yet another power move by women. i dont need you... she can lick my pussy. Sure. And another misconception is that all women lick pussy better then all men. I have been with two or three bisexual girls... who all told me hands down I licked their pussy better than any woman. And no they werent just telling me that, cus they said it right in front of a girl who had licked their pussy on two different occasions. Men think they know it all. But so do women. Trust me we're all full of shit sometimes. On that note. If there are any nice hot latinas Asian or white brunettes who want to give it an awhhh hell, chance. Hit me up. I promsie I might shock you. Plus I'm really freaking funny. And cute. ****READ THE AD**** the picture is NOT me.


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looking for someone to be my daddy (91342, Sylmar, CA)
i would like someone who is hawt diverse when it comes to music- i rock out and love hip hop all at once.i recently stopped smoking cigarettes and weed- if you do that is fine.i have no kids and teen hookup chat never been married.i am a plus sized (25) women of color- i tend to attach myself to caucasian men but i am open to all races.your age is unimportant.please have some mode of transportation and some type of income- i work and have a vehicle!if you would like to know more pls let me know.photo begets photo!



It is better to be looked over than overlooked. (Sylmar, 91342 , Los Angeles County)
This is the second time ive done this and i am sorry to say I didnt get back at people. Finals are almost over so no more of that.Anyways, I never thought id do this, its just not my style but my former non-existent dating life was not working for me. I am not skinny or perfect. I weigh around 160-170 and i am hispanic and no I dont speak asian. I love video games but I dont play all that much. I am not the outdoor type and I dont like country music. I love anime and techno. I have no baby drama or any drama really. I like to keep the men I talk to around my age, highest would be 26. Tattoos and piercings are good. I dont want a guy who is a potential psycho or cocky. I dont have a car and I still live i need to get laid my mom. I am not just looking for a relationship, friendship is fine with me. I am not a party girl. I did not include a picture, like I said it would be weird if somebody I knew saw this. I do not want just some quick bang. So I want a pic of you just so I know who im talking to.Other things:I am fine with smoking/drinkingKids are okI dont like really serious guysAsk me things, i am a naturally curious person so expect questionsAnimal lovers are great


want to have fun like the ole days!! (91342, CA, Los Angeles County)
tittle says it all..... you like what you see, send pics and a bit about you, and let's see where it goes!!!


Okay, I'm done, you can go now....lol I think a lot of it is, most girls will not admit they had a one night stand....and that's all it was... or they thought that it would turn in to something else..


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lets go for a walk (91342, Sylmar, CA, Los Angeles County)
Hey there!I want to introduce myself, the true me which exists within the shell we reside in... I am a deeply caring, compassionate, empathetic soul. I love animals and children, and they are the purest form... untainted by the world, happy, loving, honest, and free-spirited. They are a great judge of charachter as well. If you dont like them, or they dont take to you; please do not reply. There is a huge difference between liking them and merely tolerating them. Physically, I am 55", and weigh about 230. I am caucasian, and have brunette shoulder length hair, and big brown eyes which when you look into will tell many a story. I have quite a few very beautiful tattoos and plan on getting more. I have a petite yet curvy/athletic build from years of ballet as a child. I have been told that I am a classic beauty many times. I am quite feminine in appearance but do not wear makeup (possibly some lipstick and eyeliner upon occasion). I love to wear dresses and skirts, (sometimes high heels too !) but am also very comfy in my chucks and sweeats. I am 35, but look quite a bit younger and am carded everywhere.I believe in love, honesty, spiritual growth, communication, trust, new beginnings, romance, taking the time to listen as well as to speak your feelings, thoughts, concerns, and emotions. I believe in reliability, and calling when you say you will.I dont believe in hate, yelling or arguing, (we can agree to disagree) promises, (it hurts when they are broken, I was married once) those who claim they have "no baggage" (if thats true then you have no life experience, sorry !) those who show off or are materialistic, (I mean we all like money but it is just a necessary evil in my opinion) talking behind peoples backs, (say it to them directly or dont say it at all) embellishing upon the truth or withholding information (this is LYING) I dont believe in fakeness or flakiness. I dont belive in war, nor the killing of animals for sport (how would you feel if the tables were turned, seriously ?!?) I dont believe in texting things like how r u me 2 ur gr8, etc. (if you are a bad speller thats ok but at least TRY, please !) I dont believe in those who are super sarcastic or make fun of others constantly. (this is different than having a sense of humor in my opinion)I dont have a type, but here are some things I look for... flirting man woman fairness, honesty, compassion, a positive attitude, a sense of humor, someone I can talk to for hours about everything and about nothing at all, someone who will be there through thick and thin, who belives in me, in themself, and in US. I dont care about your past. If you have suffered from an addiction or trauma so long as you have been able to grow and learn from it and move on, that is all that matters to me. I care about the person you are today. If you are rude to those in the service industry, or do not know how to tip (stay home if you cant afford a tip !) your server or bartender it will be an immediate turn off.You should be drug and disease free (fourtwenty is not a drug) and these two are a must.You should understand romance... a hand picked flower, a little note, holding hands, giving me a back or foot massage after a long day, kissing me on the cheek, offering me your jacket if I am cold, (I promise to bring my own most of the time !) breakfast in bed on my birthday, remembering the date of our first date, etc. You should also not be a completely sappy pushover, I need you to be a man !Some things I enjoy doing are reading, writing, travel, cooking, art, electronic music, dancing, taking walks, drinking tea, wine tasting, movies, (at home moreso than in a theater) musicals and plays, ballet, opera, long conversations, and exploring all of the bountiful beauty in nature. I love underground hip hop, dubstep, and DnB amd like to go out dancing from time to time if there is a DJ I love coming through... My idea of a perfect evening is cooking dinner at home, reading a book to each other by the fire, or snuggling up on the couch with a good movie. Maybe a walk with the dog (or without) I obvioulsy LOVE parentheses, hahaha.I want the feeling of missing you while you or I are at work, waiting anxioulsy for our time together to arrive...I am clearly seeking a long term, monogamous relationship. One that lasts forever...ALSO, IMPORTANT : I want to have a baby withing the next 1 1/2 - 2 years. If you do not, please dont reply as I am not flexible on this. If you already have a child thats great as long as there is no arguing and whatnot with the mother. It would be nice if you didnt yet, and we could experience the miracles of pregnancy, childbirth, and parenting together for the first time :)Please please PLEASE do not reply if you do not fit this description. It is simply a waste of everyones time.I would ask the following: (IMPORTANT)1) age2) birthsign3) location4) picture5) something about you6) what specifically made you reply to my adI am SO not interested in your myspace or facebook page, please do not direct me there.If it is too difficult for you to reply with the above, or you did not take the time to read my entire posting, then we are clearly not meant for one another and I will not respond... I am not kidding !!!So, if youre still reading (I do realize that this was quite lengthy) then perhaps we have some things in common... why not write me, and lets find out :)~ Love and Abundance To All ~


Curvy flirt 4 free girls needs a night out (Sylmar, California )
I am not tall, but thin, long brown hair, brown eyes..._What else do you want to know? Just ask.Not interested in smokers or drugs. I do not drink much. I am just looking for a good time.. dates are_optional.n